bobdogz: btw, 'hati' = heart not liver :p
Me: nope.. heart is jantung... in kamus, hati direct translation is liver
bobdogz: hati = liver ah...
bobdogz: wah...ur Malay A1 izzit???
bobdogz: now i pai seh :)
bobdogz: ya..i remember something like that now...
Me: btw, u know the diff between kami and kita?
bobdogz: heart = jantung
bobdogz: i know i know
bobdogz: kami = us...
bobdogz: kita = we...
bobdogz: rite leh???
bobdogz: my malay A1 one lar heheheh
Me: in poetic form, hati is used as heart... jantung bunyi tak cukup sedap
bobdogz: ya i know about htat tooo
Me: kami and kita both also we, us, etc... but slight difference usage
bobdogz: kami..and kita..different usage...??
bobdogz: whats ur definition??
bobdogz: i thot kami = me and my gang...not including 3rd party....
bobdogz: and kita = me and my gang and 3rd party etc etc....(all of us)
Me: uhuh, kami does incl. the listener while kita includes the listener
bobdogz: kami does NOT include the listener?
bobdogz: yup yup.that's rite...
Me: I hate it when the politicians use "kita akan buat ni, buat tu.." when they should be saying "kami"
bobdogz: ur explanation better....hahaha
Me: u sure you got A1?
bobdogz: i know what I'm saying...just not good in explaining LOL!
Me: there are fake degrees out there... won't be surprised with fake A1 for Bahasa Melayu in SPM
bobdogz: where got?!!
bobdogz: SPM cannot fake one lar :D
Me: who knows? I may be talking to one here...
bobdogz: i'm damn proud of my a1 one...:p
bobdogz: soooo hard to get...
Me: got fake MC, fake watch, fake DVD, the car dealer using a fake letter from bank.... so now we have a new one on the list- fake SPM
bobdogz: LOL! :)
bobdogz: yalor..ur stupid car dealer..
bobdogz: no lar..where got fake MC?
bobdogz: MC is not fake...just obtain illegally...
bobdogz: pay with money, but still genuine MC letter ma
Me: nowadays the standard of SPM has gone down,,,, your A1 is probably just C3 or lower in my time...
Me: IF it's real
bobdogz: It is REAL
bobdogz: hey..i'm not that young too lar...
Me: got an employee who gave me photostated copy of her MC... found out she tipu...
bobdogz: found out?
bobdogz: not normal meh? MC but not sick...
bobdogz: she bought it??
Me: told her to pack her bag and go... back then I was managing Why Pay More? at Gurney
bobdogz:u soo strict one ah??
bobdogz: sooooo bad....
Me: she used old MC and blanco it.. then photostat
bobdogz: kiam siap lor...
bobdogz: can buy one ma...
bobdogz: next time teach her ;)
Me: actually if I want to get MC very easy..
Me: no need to buy
bobdogz: how how?
bobdogz: ur fren doctor?
bobdogz: for me, i never buy MC before...
bobdogz: always genuine one...
Me: nope.. I need to use panel clinics... still no problem
bobdogz: but then, sometimes i sick, i oso don't take MC...
bobdogz: then how u get MC??
Me: will involve money, but only about RM3-4
bobdogz: RM3-4? parking?
Me: just go to any supermarket, 7-11 or sundry shop
Me: buy 1 carton of milk
bobdogz: drink it and u fall ill??
bobdogz: u allergic to milk?
Me: I lactose intollerent
bobdogz: i guess that oledi
Me: guarantee within 15 min i will be rushing for toilet
bobdogz: good for dieting oso
Me: I still doubt your A1...
bobdogz: just tell me...how to get fake A1??
Me: hati=heart KONONNYA A1...
bobdogz: that's how it's used in song ma
Me: you break your teacher's liver with that statement
bobdogz: like what u say...how do i know you use DIRECT translation wo
bobdogz: break ur teacher's liver..so 'pai tia' c..c...c
Me: I'll probably copy and paste this conversation on my blog..
bobdogz: i malu...
Me: You'll be famous....
bobdogz: ok deal :)
Me: what school u from? what year ur SPM?
bobdogz: since u got fan already..
bobdogz: Main Convent, Ipoh...
bobdogz: 1995 :)
Me: ok, will put the info in... memalukan sekolah convent
Me: now we all know 1995 there was a fake A1 SPM scam...
bobdogz: cannot put my school name!
Me: too late... u gave it already!
bobdogz: fine fine fine
bobdogz: c who ppl believe..
bobdogz: u better say
bobdogz: i thot its in poetic form k? :0
bobdogz: cut and paste nicely..dont' miss out info LOL
Me: see how lah... may need to edit here and there to make you look even worse
bobdogz: u like :p
I don't even have to edit the convesation- Serena looks silly enough by herself:)
Anyhow, here some possible conclusions from this conversation:
1) Leaked SPM BM papers or fake SPM cert scandals occured in 1995
2) The Bahasa Melayu standard at Ipoh's Main Convent is questionable
3) She slept through her Form 5 and made it with fake SPM cert and/or leaked BM papers
4) She still types a lot more than me
5) She will kill me for suggesting the above possible conclusions
I wonder which it is....